The Complete Fiasco

Disarm and dis-word! No rules!

O, My Tender Heart

O, my tender heart keeps beating
Though I would it were retreating
While a forced smile you’re entreating
Me with pained and partial meaning.

Many were the days spent grieving;
Many nights dreamt of bereaving
You—not that I’ve been deceiving
You—your heart has long been leaving.

You. My Montressor, my handsome loon,
You, darling cruel, yet rob the tomb
Where, though it were walled off so soon
Yet echoes with a pulsing swoon.

These are things I dare not utter—
My poor heart! How it does stutter!
Sputter! I meant it does sputter!
Shapeless, vuln’rable, like butter.

O, would that I were gleaning
Rays of sun and days of cleaning
My soiled soul, ‘stead of repeating
It is me my heart is beating.

By Kendalle Fiasco, 2013

Comme on my Dress, Revisited (by Kendalle Fiasco)This is what I wore to a #Gala for work last February during #NYFashionWeek. I had to take a separate photo of the heel to really catch the color and structure of the beautiful thing. I was serving some hot #alien #mermaid realness.

Comme on my Dress, Revisited (by Kendalle Fiasco)

This is what I wore to a #Gala for work last February during #NYFashionWeek. I had to take a separate photo of the heel to really catch the color and structure of the beautiful thing. I was serving some hot #alien #mermaid realness.

"Desert Search for Techno Allah" by Mr. Bungle (by Kendalle Fiasco)Unsure whether skin cancer is caused by unfiltered Sun Wrath or the chemicals in almighty, mysterious Sun Screen, I have taken our oldest known civilizations of survivors as inspiration to protect me from the grueling sun and the pervasive heat. #HaremPants purchased from a #Tibetan stand in Camden Town, London, provide me with a #silhouette I haven’t explored enough—and with #pockets! What a revolution, to be #female and clad in something as #pragmatic as it is stylish. Not to be confused as co-opting any particular culture’s aesthetic, I maintain my signature flash of stomach. Topped with my blonde and #bejeweled tresses, and my #peeptoe #FloatingHeels, I hope this look impresses ‘stead of hurting your feels.

"Desert Search for Techno Allah" by Mr. Bungle (by Kendalle Fiasco)

Unsure whether skin cancer is caused by unfiltered Sun Wrath or the chemicals in almighty, mysterious Sun Screen, I have taken our oldest known civilizations of survivors as inspiration to protect me from the grueling sun and the pervasive heat. #HaremPants purchased from a #Tibetan stand in Camden Town, London, provide me with a #silhouette I haven’t explored enough—and with #pockets! What a revolution, to be #female and clad in something as #pragmatic as it is stylish. Not to be confused as co-opting any particular culture’s aesthetic, I maintain my signature flash of stomach. Topped with my blonde and #bejeweled tresses, and my #peeptoe #FloatingHeels, I hope this look impresses ‘stead of hurting your feels.

(Source: ch0lera, via arbiterofinteresting)

Strawberry Lemonade (by Kendalle Fiasco)Well, I’m back from my #vacation and #jetlag is not stopping me from pulling out all the stops! The grand occasion? Oh, just selling some #secondhand clothing to #BeaconsCloset in Bushwick so I can have room for all the amazing one-off clothes I got at #Spitalfields in London. What are you up to this sultry, sweaty, summery day? 

Can’t wait to bring this look to a #rooftopbarbeque one of these days.

Strawberry Lemonade (by Kendalle Fiasco)

Well, I’m back from my #vacation and #jetlag is not stopping me from pulling out all the stops! The grand occasion? Oh, just selling some #secondhand clothing to #BeaconsCloset in Bushwick so I can have room for all the amazing one-off clothes I got at #Spitalfields in London. What are you up to this sultry, sweaty, summery day? Can’t wait to bring this look to a #rooftopbarbeque one of these days.

The Woman who was Almost There

The Woman who was Almost There

I Beg Your Dolly Pardon (by Kendalle Fiasco)I am, in fact, a woman of dynamic tastes and astute aesthetic integrity. In the desert, no matter how hot it gets during the day, it always gets substantially colder at night, which is how I came to put together outfits that provide comfort for those awkward temperatures that also fall in between seasons, or constitute summer in Northern Europe. With #DollyParton as my main inspiration, with elements of #Venetian #Gondaliers and some #FrenchToille, I grabbed the little sheep purse my younger sister brought me from Japan to complete my urban rustic look, prancing with pride, a sheep at my side, some sass in my stride. Yeah.

I Beg Your Dolly Pardon (by Kendalle Fiasco)

I am, in fact, a woman of dynamic tastes and astute aesthetic integrity. In the desert, no matter how hot it gets during the day, it always gets substantially colder at night, which is how I came to put together outfits that provide comfort for those awkward temperatures that also fall in between seasons, or constitute summer in Northern Europe. With #DollyParton as my main inspiration, with elements of #Venetian #Gondaliers and some #FrenchToille, I grabbed the little sheep purse my younger sister brought me from Japan to complete my urban rustic look, prancing with pride, a sheep at my side, some sass in my stride. Yeah.

I met the perfect man for me in London, as I always suspected I would!

I met the perfect man for me in London, as I always suspected I would!

swipefright:

Hello, and welcome to my new Tumblr page, Swipe Fright! This page is dedicated to the best and worst (especially the worst) of Tinder profiles. If you have a contribution, please don’t hesitate to send it my way! This blog is, by its nature, a little mean and a little snobby, but as a visual artist I believe very much in the visceral appeal (or lack thereof) of self-advertising, especially in such thin-splicing-oriented e-dentifying as this. That said, the point of this blog is not to be totally mean spirited, but critical. After all, we ascribe here to the Church of Aesthetic Integrity. 

Note I omit the names of the people I use. Again, the aim of this site is not to incite bullying, but to look at the trends of e-dentity in cyber-dating from an anthropological point of view, and as critics.

swipefright:

Hello, and welcome to my new Tumblr page, Swipe Fright! This page is dedicated to the best and worst (especially the worst) of Tinder profiles. If you have a contribution, please don’t hesitate to send it my way! This blog is, by its nature, a little mean and a little snobby, but as a visual artist I believe very much in the visceral appeal (or lack thereof) of self-advertising, especially in such thin-splicing-oriented e-dentifying as this. That said, the point of this blog is not to be totally mean spirited, but critical. After all, we ascribe here to the Church of Aesthetic Integrity.

Note I omit the names of the people I use. Again, the aim of this site is not to incite bullying, but to look at the trends of e-dentity in cyber-dating from an anthropological point of view, and as critics.

Bahahahaha!!! My dream skateboard! It’s so me! #robsmith #bighair #eraserhead

Bahahahaha!!! My dream skateboard! It’s so me! #robsmith #bighair #eraserhead